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Friday, 13 November 2009

twentyquestiones

1. when did u last throw up?
my 25th birthday party in july. so i'm told.

2. who was your favourite starwars character?
jarjar binks... yea, like fook, emm probably anakin skywalker.

3. if you could throw one celeb to the lions, who would it be?
that bastard russell brand. what a waste of skin and hair.

4. if you could have a superpower, what would it be?
flyin, dude. how awesome would that be?!

5. what's your booze of choice?
kopparberg pear.

6. who's the biggest arsehole celeb you've met?
i really wanna say robert plant from led zepplin, cos you'd expect someone like that to be a real ballbag... but he wasn't at all, he was lovely. i'm gonna go with blues legend john mayall, he was just a grumpy old man.

7. have you got any strange phobias?
mushrooms. don't even get me started...

8. what would your funeral be like?
lots of rock music and people getting drunk and talking about how great i was.

9. do you do the myspace / twitter thing?
i have a myspace that i never use, but i havn't invested in a twitter yet... Nikki is using it, so i might get one just to go on and hurl abuse at her.

10. what's the most illegal thing you've ever done?
i can't possibly comment, save to say that it would get me a lenghty jail sentence and a hefty fine.


11. what's the worst injury you've received?
when i was 9 months old my uncle dropped me on my head, i hit the corner of a sideboard and it split my skull open. epic fail!

12. what's the worst idea you've ever had?
inviting a hoor back to my house with her brother.

13. what was the first album you bought?
history by michael jackson. classic!

14. what makes an awesome night properly awesome?
something unplanned with lots of friends, beers and dancing, then back 2 a houseparty with guitars, pizza and more beers.

15. what's the stupidest thing you've ever said to a girl you liked?
"can i calve you?" actually, it wasn't me that said it, but it is such an epic line.

16. no arms or no legs?
no legs please.

17. what have you seen that you wish you could un-see?
2 girls, 1 cup. that will never leave me.

18. what's the most you've ever needed the toilet?
on the ormeau road once, stuck in traffic. i was eyeing up the park and the embankment to see if there was anywhere i could ditch the car and go behind a hedge or something.

19. what's the punchline of you're favourite joke?
the A team.

20. tell us something brilliant.
i had a lovely conversation with paulo nutini in work one day and hadn't a bloody clue who he was.

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